Wife won’t like it
Young Willis accidentally overturned his golf cart one day.
A sexy middle-aged lady who lived in a villa on the course, heard the noise and came up to help him.
“Willis, forget the golf cart” she purred, looking at his muscular young body. “Come over to my villa, and have a drink. We can straighten up the cart later.”
“Well, that’s mighty nice of you, m’aam” Willis replied, ”but I don’t think my wife will like it.”
“Oh come on, Willis, don’t behave like a kid” she said.
“Well, okay,” Willis agreed finally, “but I’m telling you, my wife won’t like it.”
After a few cocktails and putting lessons, Willis thanked his hostess.
“Thank you m’aam, that was very nice of you. But I’m telling you my wife won’t like this.”
“Don’t be silly” she said with a smile, “she won’t know anything about it. By the way, where is your wife?”
“Under the golf cart.“