Why Do You Keep Calling?
A man telephones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."...
Just Admit It
A little boy just would not learn. One day his history teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost...
Idiots In the Room
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to...
I’ve Lost My Wife
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk...
Funny Faces
A Kindergarten student was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would watch. The teacher came by and saw what he was...
Why Do You Want A Divorce?
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and...