A Couple never fought in 25 Years!!!
A friend asked – How did U make it possible??
Husband – We went to Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife’s Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted the Horse’s back & said “This is your 1st time”.
After a while, it happened again.
She said “This is your 2nd time” & When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse.
I shouted, You psycho, You killed the horse.
She gave a grave look & said “This is your 1st time”.