There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. “But it ended,” he said, “when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.”
“What did she say?” asked the friend.
The husband replied, “She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you coward!'”
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” she asked. “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”
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