Man Vs God

One day, a man went up to God and asked, "God, how many years is 1000 earth years for you?" And God replied, "A second"....

Akashwani

Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga Akashwani hui: "Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar jayegi" PLANE me chadne laga Aawajaayi "Ye crash ho jayega"...