Akashwani
Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga Akashwani hui:
“Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar jayegi”
PLANE me chadne laga Aawajaayi
“Ye crash ho jayega”
BUS me aawaj aayi “Ye khai me gir jayegi”
Ladka gusse se: “Kaun hai…?”
Aawaz aai- “GOD”
Ladka- “Engineering me jab admission le raha tha, tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya…??