Looks Like Poop!
There are these two idiots walking down the street. One says,”Hey, what is that brown gooey stuff on the ground?”
The other idiot says, “It looks like poop!”
The first idiot says, “Smells like poop, feels like poop, and it tastes like poop…oh wow, IT IS POOP!!!”
Other idiot says, “Good thing we didn’t step in it.”