Every Time I Breathe Somebody Dies

A lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?” “Really?” the man says. “Yes,” she replies. “Have you tried a good mouthwash?”

Moments of a Wife

Most irritating moments: Morning alarms. Most difficult task: To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Most difficult journey: Way to kitchen. Most lovely time:...