Man Vs God
One day, a man went up to God and asked, “God, how many years is 1000 earth years for you?”
And God replied, “A second”.
Then the man asked, “How much is 10 million dollars for you?”
And God replied again, “A penny.”
So, the man asked him one more question, “So, God could you give me a penny?”
God said, “Yes, just a second.”