What the Degree Holder Says
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with...
He’s the Stupid One
One day a man was walking in the street. He met another man who asked him what happened to his ears as both were covered...
Bank Was Going Under
A blonde visited the bank to close her account because she was convinced the institution was going under. When asked by a shocked manager why...
Man Vs God
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny",...