A lawyer, laying on his death bed in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea, so she ran and got it. As soon as she returned with the Bible, the lawyer snatched […]

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with...

One day a man was walking in the street. He met another man who asked him what happened to his ears as both were covered...

A blonde visited the bank to close her account because she was convinced the institution was going under. When asked by a shocked manager why...

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny",...