At a country club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Right away he began flattering her outrageously.
The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after an hour he seriously proposed marriage. “Look,” she said. “We only met an hour ago. There is no way you could be so sure. We don’t know a thing about each other.”
“You are wrong,” the young man declared. “For the past seven years I’ve been working in the bank where your father has his business account.”