Funny Faces
A Kindergarten student was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would watch. The teacher came by and saw what he was...
Wine Tasting
A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine....
Why Do You Want A Divorce?
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and...
Professional Acquaintances
A doctor and his wife were out walking when a beautiful woman in tight-fitting halter top and skirt nodded hello from a nearby doorway. “And...
My Daughter
I look at you and I do not see the passage of time. I see my little girl playing dress up, running through the yard,...
Do it anyway
People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you...