About Girls
- Chemistry of Girls
- Symbol Miss
- Atomic Weight Highly Variable
- Atomic Number 420
- Physical Properties
- Boils Very Rapidly
- Freeze Very Quickly
- Melts Quickly On Receiving Gifts
- Chemical Properties
- Very Active And Highly Reactive
- Posses Great Affinity For Gold, Silver & Other Costly Items
- Violent Reactions If Made To Wait & Left Alone
- Turns Red When Placed Besides Better Looking Specimen of Same Species
- Other Properties
- Stained Or Over-stained With Powder, Lipstick & All Other Cosmetics
- Never Ages Beyond Sweet 16
- Cries Instantaneously
- Uses
- A Fast Medium Of Spreading Top Secrets
- Best Income Or Pocket Money Reducing Agent
- Caution
- Highly Explosive
- Handle With Care & At Ur Own Risk