Material Safety Data Sheet Workplace Hazardous Materials Information System
Typical Size: Average
Weight 115 lbs.;Â specimens can vary from 90 to over 200 lbs.
Occurrence: Large quantities found in urban areas and shopping malls.
- Physical Properties
- Surface Tension-soft and warm.
- Exposed surfaces usually cosmetically enhanced.
- Boils at nothing.
- Freezes without reason.
- Melts with special reason.
- Flavor initially sweet, becomes bitter if used incorrectly.
- Found in various states of purity from virgin metal to common ore.
- Yields to pressure applied to specific points.
- Sometimes enlarges alarmingly with age.
- Even brief linking with male substance can cause substance to reproduce with marked physical and mental changes.
- Chemical Properties
- Has affinity for gold, silver, and precious stones.
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
- Highly volatile for reasons not clearly understood.
- Verbal activity greatly increased by alcohol saturation.
- Most powerful money-reducing agent known (See HAZARDS, #3)
- Common Uses
- Highly ornamental.
- Relatively brief exposure can be a great aid to relaxation.
- Pleasurable companion until legally owned.
- Substance Verification
- Pure specimen turns bright pink when observed in natural state.
- Turns green when compared to better specimen.
- May explode spontaneously without cause.
- Illegal to possess more than one specimen at a time.
- Avoid specimen contact with plastic credit cards: Normal