Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport………A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker: Why are you asking such question?
Gentleman: If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman:- Do you smoke?
Smoker asked: does that plane belong to you?
Smoker: Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine, Iâ€™m Vijay Mallyaâ€¦