Smart reply!

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before ?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number ?
Woman: It’s in the phone book.
Man: But I don’t know your name.
Woman: That’s in the phone book too.

Man: Is this seat empty ?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock ?

Man: Your place or mine ?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

Man: What sign were you born under ?
Woman: No Parking.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you… to leave.

Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let’s start with your bank account.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there ?