Marriage Quotes

  • “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
  • Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
  • Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house.
  • Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  • By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher
  • Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
  • Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
  • Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
  • Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.
  • A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
  • My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food….. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
  • Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
  • If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.
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