Son: What does happy marriage means?
Father: A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: What is Marriage Certificate?
Father: Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient India, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!