Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children.
What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren’t affectionate out of bed.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What is the thinnest book in the world ?
“What Men Know About Women”
What’s the difference between men an government bonds ?
What do men and beer bottles have in common ?
They are both empty from the neck up.
What did God say after creating man ?
I can do better.
What are the two reasons why men don’t mind their own business ?
1. No mind,Â Â 2. No business.