A female teacher,was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said ‘M’am, I should b in 4th grade, I’m smarter than my sis & she’s in the 4th grade’.
The M’am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal’s office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What’s 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12Â & so on..
The Principal asked the boy many questions & the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M’am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade.
M’am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
M’am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ã’ve only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M’am: What’s in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M’am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M’am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M’am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M’am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u’re bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring