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Never Judge Too Quickly

A 24 years boy seeing out from a train window, shouted… “Dad , look at the trees, they are going behind!!” …
Dad smiled.
A young couple sitting nearby to him, looked at the 24 year olds childish behavior with pity.
Suddenly he shouted again saying … “Dad, look at the clouds, they are running with us, amazing!!”
The couple Couldn’t resist any more and said to the old man: His behavior is very strange, why don’t you take him to a doctor?
The old man smiled & said… “I did, in fact we are just coming back from hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today!!!”.

Never judge too quickly! Because what you think may not always be the truth..!

Height of Flirting – Girl calls a boy

Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi aata pata nahi ..!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho…??
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi ..!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain…!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky….
Girl: Pinky…?? Ye pinky kaun hai..?? main to MAHI hu
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to sab bhool jata hun..
Girl: Tum Rocky ho na….??
Boy: Gharwale to Vicky bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 09100xxxxxxxx hai na….??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai….:p 😀

A Young And Pretty Lady Posted This On a Popular Forum

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.  My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?  Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper  limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

  1. Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
  2. Which age group should I target?
  3. Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
  4. How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty
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Awesome Reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me…

Signed,
J.P. Morgan

Girl’s poem

Husband mera aisa ho
Bank mein jiske khub paisa ho
Lambi jiski height ho
Gusse mein wo light ho
Jab saas se meri fight ho
To kahe Jaanu bas tum hi right ho

Communication Style B’ween Boy N Girl…

Girl: Which computer do you have

Boy:I have a Computer with Intel i7 processor @ 3.3Ghz, Windows 7, 64 Bit, 8Gb RAM and Nvidia gtx 560 Graphics Card

Boy: and, which Computer do you have

Girl: I have Pink One…