Wanted to Become A Monk
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.” The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and […]
Factory Workers
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you...
Johhny Rocks…
Obama: Do you know Swimming? Johnny: No Obama:Dog is better than you,it Swims. Johnny:Do you know Swimming? Obama:Yes Johnny:Then,Whats the difference between you and Dog?...
Bihar school teacher’s killer English
Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin! Both of you three, stand together separately! Will you hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"...
Head & Neck of the family
It is said that Husband is the head of the family... but .... remember that.. wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck...
Good news or bad News ?
Wife to Husband (on the Phone): "Hey baby, what you doing?" ?? Husband: "Listen, I am really busy! Don't have time to talk at all."...