A request to a BOSS
All those who need to promoted, send this to your BOSS for promotion right now. Hi Boss, People who do lots of work… make lots of mistakes. People who do less work… make less mistakes. People who do not work… make no mistakes. People who make no mistakes… get promoted. That’s why I spend most […]
Why do we need friends?
We need friends for many reasons, all throughout the four seasons (Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall). We need friends to comfort us when we are sad,...
Pessimist Vs Optimist
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
A woman writes to the IT Technical support…
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBANDÂ 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly...
Mouth shut helps…
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband...
Three Kick Rule
A Glasgow lawyer went duck hunting in rural Aberdeenshire . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the...