New rules at heaven
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with […]
My photo
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look...
Appreciation
Son(1): Mom, my teacher gave me a star on my homework. Mom: Very good Son(1) Mom: What about you Son(2) Son(2): Well, mom teacher ran...
Marriage is not a word
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the...
Happy marriage means
Son: What does happy marriage means? Father: A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. Son:...
I have forgotten her name
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling...