Real Meanings
Great Presentation Skills – Able to bullshit Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone Exceptionally Well Qualified – Made no major blunders yet Work Is First Priority – Too ugly to get a date Active Socially – Drinks a lot Family Is Active Socially – Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker – Nobody […]
I need a raise !
"I have to have a raise", the man said to his boss. " There are three other companies after me." "Is that so ?" asked...
Smart reply!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before ? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your...
Happy Diwali
As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness' claim; As the mountain high, U move without sigh; like the white linen flair, Purity...
Diwali Wishes (Hindi)
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!...
Happy Diwali
May This Diwali be as bright as ever. May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up...