Suffering from pneumonia
Patient:Â Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? Once a doctor was treating his patient with pneumonia but the patient died of typhus. Indian Doctor:Â Don’t worry, it won’t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only.”
Computer Diskette
Customer : Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support : Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer : Yes, sure,...
Right click…
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support:...
Women are Intelligent
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,...
Laloo, Jayalalitha and Mayavati…
Laloo, Jayalalitha and Mayavati are on a long flight in an Air Force plane. Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupees note and says, "I'm going...
Don’t copy if you can’t paste!
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman...