Raining
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant : it’s already raining sir. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Fly to Amritsar
Sardar Ji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the operator. Thank you." says the Sardar...
Lost and need directions
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and...
American President in a school
Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask...
English girl
Wife going to USA Wife :-Do you want to something from USA ? Husband : yaaaaaaaa....................Englishgirl. Wife returns. Husband :-Where is my gift? Wife :-...
Thought of long life
Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help? Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never...