James Bond and Telugu Guy
On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy. Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?” James Bond: “My name is Bond’ Continuing in his inimitable style…..James Bond.” Then Bond asks: “And you? Telugu Guy: “My name is Rao… “Siva Rao… “Samba Siva Rao… “Venkata Samba Siva Rao… “Yarlagadda Venkata […]
Yeh Rishtay Kya Kahlatay Hain
Two men, one American and an Asian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Asian man said to the American, "You know...
Har ek friend zarori hots hai
Love is a Post Card, Life is a Visiting Card, Wife is a Memory Card, Husband is ATM card Girlfriend is a Debit card Padosan...
Hugs and kisses
Hugs and kisses to a dear friend of mine May the Lord gives you a blessing For every storm of a rainbow For every happiness...
Politics Kya Hai?
Son: Dady 'POLITICS' Kya hai? Dad: Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use "SARKAR" Manlo, Main Kamata Hu Muje "KARMCHARI" Manlo Kamwali Kam Karti He Use...
Use When Caught Sleeping
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