Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one […]

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing? Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So...

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The...

Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each person a balloon. Each one was asked...

It was an unusually busy day for the hospital staff on the sixth floor. Ten new patients were admitted and Nurse Susan spent the morning...

A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he...