Engineers & Car
The Car There were three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly, the car stops running and they pull off to the side of the road wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where […]
Wife or Mistress
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said...
Surgeons
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You...
Women are intelligent
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,...
Visit to a Doctor
Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treatment. Doctor: I think...
A request to a BOSS
All those who need to promoted, send this to your BOSS for promotion right now. Hi Boss, People who do lots of work... make lots...