Little Johnny .. Rocks…
One day little Johny says to his father: I want to get married. Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind? Johny: Yes , Grandma Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother? Johny: Why not? You married my mother …………….. Little Johnny: Can I go to […]
Memory
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last...
Library Timings
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at...
Football in Heaven
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him...
Business is business
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child...
Grand Parent’s Answering Machine
Good morning... At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ... If you are one...