My husband said and I replied …

He said to me … “I don’t understand, why you wear a bra. You have nothing to put, in it ! ”
I said to him … “You wear pants. Don’t you ? ”

He said to me … “Shall we try, swapping positions, tonight ? ”
I said to him … “That is a great idea ! You cook and I will sit in front of the TV, doing nothing ! ”

He said to me … “What did you do, with all the grocery money, that I gave you ? ”
I said to him … “Turn sideways, in front of the mirror and look at yourself ! ”

He said to me … “Why don’t you blink, during my foreplay on you, in the bed ? ”
I said to him … “I don’t get enough time, to blink ! ”

He said to me … “Does this house need me, to change a roll of toilet paper ? ”
I said to him … “I don’t know. It has never happened ! ”

He said to me … “Am I not sensitive, caring good looking ? ”
I said to him … “Such men, usually have boy-friends ! ”

He said to me … “All wives, usually know, where their husbands are at nights ”
I said to him … “Only widows ! ”

He said to me … “Why are you heavier, than beautiful single women ? ”
I said to him … “Beautiful single women, come home from work, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. I come home from work, see whats on the bed and go to the fridge !!! “

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