A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and grants him one wish.
The man thinks for a moment then says “I want to live forever!” “Sorry,” said the genie “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”
The man thinks for a moment then says “OK then, I want to die after the Government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.”