If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor.
After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel…
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website.
You don’t understand it but you still accept it.
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband;
the poor king can take only one step at a time ….
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life –
how can you let such good training go to waste?
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don’t scare them….
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife …surely does
You tell your wife I saw a lady, looked exactly like you” & wife asks “WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??”
You cant say ‘No’ and you cant say ‘Yes’ now thats Checkmate!
STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife: “You are my only investment, that has doubled.”