Ten Gurumantras for a Cool Life
- Money is not everything. There’s also Mastercard & Visa.
- One should love animals. They are tasty too.
- Save water. Drink on the rocks.
- Fruits/Salads are healthy. So leave it for sick.
- Books are holy. So don’t touch them.
- Don’t shout in the office. It disturbs those who are sleeping.
- Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
- Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
- Why do something today when it can be done tomorrow. By someone else.
- Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.