A senior citizen drove his brand new Porche to 100 kmph, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 150… then 170…
Suddenly, he thought, I’m too old for this nonsense! So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said , Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes, Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend, If you can give me a reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding , I’ll let you go.
The Man looked very seriously at the police man , and replied, “Years ago, my wife ran off wid a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back”
The Cop left saying “Have a good day, Sir”