Pinch
In a crowded elevator, an Indian Desi wife became angry with her naughty husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a beautiful girl. The girl suddenly slapped naughty Husband and said, “This will teach you not to pinch any girl in future”.
Bewildered, “naughty” Husband was on the way to parking lot with his Wife when he choked, “I… I… didn’t pinch that girl.”
“Ofcourse you didn’t,” said Wife consolingly. “I did”.