Corporate Bhagwad Gita
Hey Employee
|| Tum pichli late promotion ka
paschatap mat karo ||
|| Tum Agli Promotion ki
chinta bhi mat karo ||
|| Bus apni current posting se
hi prassan raho |
|| Tum Jab nahin the tab bhi ye
office chal raha tha ||
|| Tum jab nahin hoge, tab bhi ye
chalta rehega |
|| Jo PC aaj tumhara hai,
Kal kisi or ka tha ||
|| Parso kisi or ka hoga. Tum ise
apna samajh kar magan ho rahe ho.
|| Yahi tumhare samast
dukho ka kaaran hai. ||
||Appraisal, incentive, promotion
increment ye shabad apne man
se nikal do ||
|| Phir tum is office ke ho
Aur ye office tumhara hai
“Kalyanam bhavatu“
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