Three Scientists were talking to God, “Hey God we don’t need you anymore we can make Man ourselves”.
God said “O really”,
and the scientists said, “yeah, as a matter of fact why don’t we have a contest who can make a man faster you or us”
So God said “O.K”.
So the scientists went back to his friends and said “we are going to have a contest with God to see who can make a man faster Him or us”.
So the first scientist went out and scooped up a big pile of dirt, just then a bolt of lightning struck the ground near the man making him drop the pile of dirt, looking up at God he said “what”!
God said, “get your own dirt”.