3 Scientists and God
Three Scientists were talking to God, “Hey God we don’t need you anymore we can make Man ourselves”.
God said “O really”,
and the scientists said, “yeah, as a matter of fact why don’t we have a contest who can make a man faster you or us”
So God said “O.K”.
So the scientists went back to his friends and said “we are going to have a contest with God to see who can make a man faster Him or us”.
So the first scientist went out and scooped up a big pile of dirt, just then a bolt of lightning struck the ground near the man making him drop the pile of dirt, looking up at God he said “what”!
God said, “get your own dirt”.
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