Devoted Husband and Wife
One evening, a wife drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devote they are? He kisses her everytime they meet. Why don’t you do that?” “I would love to,” replied the husband, “but I don’t know her well enough.”
Occupation Of Father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other...
Soup
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing? Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So...
Woman Patient
A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The...
Finding Happiness
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each person a balloon. Each one was asked...
It’s Never Too Late
It was an unusually busy day for the hospital staff on the sixth floor. Ten new patients were admitted and Nurse Susan spent the morning...