Devoted Husband and Wife

One evening, a wife drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devote they are? He kisses her everytime they meet. Why don’t you do that?” “I would love to,” replied the husband, “but I don’t know her well enough.”

Soup

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing? Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So...

Woman Patient

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The...