Use When Caught Sleeping

These are responses you may use when caught sleeping on the job:

  1. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
  2. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me.”
  3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”
  4. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
  5. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
  6. “I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.”
  7. “Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
  8. “The coffee machine is broken…”
  9. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
  10. ” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
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