Hilarious Applications

  • Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
  • This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the mundan ceremony of his 10 year old son:
    as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..
  • Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
    as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..
  • From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
  • Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave
  • An incident of a leave letter:
    I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.
  • A leave letter to the headmaster:
    As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today
  • Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
  • Covering note:
    I am enclosed herewith…
  • Another one:
    Dear Sir:
    with reference to the above, please refer to my below…
  • Actual letter written for application of leave:
    My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.
  • Letter writing:
    I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
  • A candidate’s job application:
    This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both (!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

 

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