A Software Professional in Hell

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.

Politician said “I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there.” She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?

The devil says “Five million dollars”.

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

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Thief was so jealous!, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too”

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked “Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says “Ten million dollars”.

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

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Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, “I want to call my IT friends too”, He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked “Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says “No Need to pay”.

Programmer is stunned & says “Why ??”

Devil says ………………….. “Calling hell to hell is Free!!! “