Fantastic meanings

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody […]

Theorems

Some funny and true theorems.. LAW OF QUEUES: the queue you have left will move faster than the one you are in... LAW OF MECHANICS:...