Teacher: Children, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Child: No, Sir, I donâ€™t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher
Teacher: Can any body give an example of coincidence?
Student: Sir, my mother and fatherÂ got married on the same day, also at the same time.