Guggi happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
‘Ek Punjab Mail dena.’ demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
‘Ek Punjab Mail dena.’ the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Guggi, ‘Ek Punjab female dena!’
‘What do u mean by Punjab female?’ asked the clerk.
‘It is for my wife’ replied Guggi.