IF I were a Millionaire
Teacher – Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title “If I were a Millionaire.” Everyone but Johnny, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. “What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you being?” I’m waiting for my secretary, he replied.
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