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Words of Wisdom

Before you Talk, Listen.
Before you React, Think.
Before you Criticize, Wait.
Before you Pray, Forgive.
Before you Quit, Try.

Top 10 Excuses Made by Computer Programmers

  1. I haven’t touched that module in weeks!
  2. It must be a hardware problem.
  3. Somebody must have changed my code.
  4. Did you check for a virus on your system?
  5. You must have the wrong version.
  6. That’s weird…
  7. There must be something wrong with your data.
  8. It’s never done that before.
  9. It worked yesterday
  10. It works on my machine.

List of Top 10 Excuses

  1. I don’t have the time.
  2. It’s not my job.
  3. I’m no good at office politics.
  4. Nothing ever changes around here.
  5. I won’t have any time left for my family
  6. I’ve never done anything like this before.
  7. If I succeed, too much will be expected of me.
  8. I won’t be able to get enough resources.
  9. My boss will get all the credit.
  10. They don’t pay me enough to take on this kind of project.