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Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows.
Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression.
â€œWe estimate that throughout the world at any given moment several million people are getting a â€œgeneral protection faultâ€ or â€œillegal operationâ€ warning. We will be able to generate significant revenue by including a short advertising message along with it,â€ said Microsoft marketing director Nathan Mirror.
The Justice Department immediately indicated that they intend to investigate whether Microsoft is gaining an unfair advantage in reaching the public with this advertising by virtue of its semi-monopolistic control over error messages.
Upon dying, Bill Gates went to heaven.
St. Peter said to his, Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go”.
So, Bill takes a look at hell and see’s these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches.
Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that.
So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.
About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons.
He said to St. Peter, What happened to all the beautiful women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?
Peter replied, That was just the screen saver.