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Rajinikanth Fans

There is a popular story saying that wherever you go, you will find atleast a Rajinikanth fan

Here is an interesting new story…!

Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”

Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, “OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?” “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it”

Rajini said.

So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts “Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!”. Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.

After they leave Cruise’s house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky. “No, no, just name anyone else” Rajini says. “President Bush”, Jayalalitha quickly retorts. “Yes”, Rajini says,

“I know him, let’s fly out to Washington”. And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, “Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up”. Well, Jayalalitha is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, she expresses his doubts to Rajini who again implores her to name anyone else. “The Pope”, Jayalalitha replies. “Sure!” says Rajini, “My folks are from Poland and I’ve known the Pope a long time”. So off they fly to Rome.

Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Popeon the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha had a Heart Attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Jayalalitha’s side, Rajini asks her, “What happened?”

Jayalalitha looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, Who’s that on the balcony with Rajini?”

Third from left

After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.
Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:
“Laalu ji, third from left

Laloo, Jayalalitha and Mayavati…

Laloo, Jayalalitha and Mayavati are on a long flight in an Air Force plane.

Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupees note and says, “I’m going to throw this Rs. 100 note out and make someone down below happy.”

Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, “If that was my 100 Rupees note, I would split it into two Rs. 50 notes, throw them down and make two people down below happy.”

Of course Mayavati doesn’t want these two candidates to out do her so she pipes in, ‘I would instead take one hundred Rupee 1 notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.’

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t  stand it anymore, comes out and says, “If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I’ll make millions people happy!”